On Inevitable Mistakes
Funny story. I wasn't particularly nervous at all.. until I was asked if I was.
Thanks, professor.
Really, though. I was so stoked when Claire hired me, thinking yes! Yes! A regular paycheck outside the exciting world of food services! No longer will I have to mutilate my animal bretheren, no longer will I return home reeking of vegetable oil! It was a happy, happy day.
Now, of course, as zero hour draws near and reality begins to sink her sharp little teeth into my brain stem, I'm starting to think my jubilation was a mite premature. Don't get me wrong - I really am excited. If I'm to sign fifteen hours of my week away, I'd certainly prefer it to be something with positive consequences and a host of pleasant co-workers. (You hear that? Pleasant. I'm counting on all of you.) But I am a tad nervous.
As is my way, I'm nervous about the most inane, baseless of details. I'm nervous about this "swiping in" business and keeping inaccurate records; some primitive part of me fears being tossed in the deepest labyrinth to rot with Theseus on the inevitable day of my first screwup. I fear my own ineloquence in explanation and the possibility of falling behind the progress of my fellow tutors. I'm worried I may neglect to master my own stressors and snap at an unsuspecting freshman, and I am, of course, concerned some poor doe-eyed thing will expect me to be much smarter than I am. (Bibliowhatnow?)
I'm nervous my internet will bomb out on me for three days and trick me into posting next week's blog at twelve in the morning. Ha. Ha ha.
I'm nervous. I just am. Or.. well, maybe nervous isn't quite the word. I'm trepidatious. I've never done this before, and that's naturally going to leave me a little unsettled. My ulcer isn't screaming and I'm not having nightmares about showing up to class naked, so it's clearly not a huge source of anxiety, but I suspect I'll have some butterflies my first day. That's just who I am. I take some comfort in knowing everyone else is a little unsteady, too, but then again, I also fear for our combined ineptitude.
Just kidding.
Maybe.
I'm as ready as I'm getting. I've skimmed the text book. I've shared an awkward laugh or two with my co-workers to be. I've developed a sort of grammatical elitism that almost requires I carry a copy of Eats, Shoots and Leaves everywhere I go, despite a dirty, dirty habit of beginning sentences with "but." (You will learn to hate me for it.) I'm sure I'll do fine. But I'm sure I'll trip a dozen times, too, and I'm nervous about how you lot will perceive me. That's what really puts me on edge.
Hopefully you'll all be just as clumsy.
Thanks, professor.
Really, though. I was so stoked when Claire hired me, thinking yes! Yes! A regular paycheck outside the exciting world of food services! No longer will I have to mutilate my animal bretheren, no longer will I return home reeking of vegetable oil! It was a happy, happy day.
Now, of course, as zero hour draws near and reality begins to sink her sharp little teeth into my brain stem, I'm starting to think my jubilation was a mite premature. Don't get me wrong - I really am excited. If I'm to sign fifteen hours of my week away, I'd certainly prefer it to be something with positive consequences and a host of pleasant co-workers. (You hear that? Pleasant. I'm counting on all of you.) But I am a tad nervous.
As is my way, I'm nervous about the most inane, baseless of details. I'm nervous about this "swiping in" business and keeping inaccurate records; some primitive part of me fears being tossed in the deepest labyrinth to rot with Theseus on the inevitable day of my first screwup. I fear my own ineloquence in explanation and the possibility of falling behind the progress of my fellow tutors. I'm worried I may neglect to master my own stressors and snap at an unsuspecting freshman, and I am, of course, concerned some poor doe-eyed thing will expect me to be much smarter than I am. (Bibliowhatnow?)
I'm nervous my internet will bomb out on me for three days and trick me into posting next week's blog at twelve in the morning. Ha. Ha ha.
I'm nervous. I just am. Or.. well, maybe nervous isn't quite the word. I'm trepidatious. I've never done this before, and that's naturally going to leave me a little unsettled. My ulcer isn't screaming and I'm not having nightmares about showing up to class naked, so it's clearly not a huge source of anxiety, but I suspect I'll have some butterflies my first day. That's just who I am. I take some comfort in knowing everyone else is a little unsteady, too, but then again, I also fear for our combined ineptitude.
Just kidding.
Maybe.
I'm as ready as I'm getting. I've skimmed the text book. I've shared an awkward laugh or two with my co-workers to be. I've developed a sort of grammatical elitism that almost requires I carry a copy of Eats, Shoots and Leaves everywhere I go, despite a dirty, dirty habit of beginning sentences with "but." (You will learn to hate me for it.) I'm sure I'll do fine. But I'm sure I'll trip a dozen times, too, and I'm nervous about how you lot will perceive me. That's what really puts me on edge.
Hopefully you'll all be just as clumsy.
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