Breaking (Some of) the Rules
I don’t know if
any of the following count as “wacky,” or if even some of them
are technically grammar rules so much as styles of writing. It wasn’t
until I arrived at college, specifically my undergraduate at Utah
Valley University, that I learned that many of the grammar rules I
knew were based on the idea that English was a “vulgar” language,
and to clean it up several stuff shirts decided to introduce Latin
grammar rules.
Thus, I avoided
ending a sentence in a preposition like the plague. It was a while
before I learned that it is okay to end a sentence in a preposition
to avoid an awkward sounding sentence, and longer still before I ran
across the brilliant quote in that regard that Churchill may or may
not have said (my favorite version of such being “This is the kind
of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put.”). I suppose the
opposite of this is starting sentences with a conjunction, and
there’s always the fun split infinitive that makes traditional
grammarians weep.
Unfortunately,
although I know most of these rules are utter nonsense, I still
struggle to break some of them, even if the occasion calls for it. I
cannot bring myself to start a sentence with “and,” and I twitch
whenever I try “to boldly go” anywhere except Revision Town. I
don’t even recall when or how or from whom I learned these rules,
but the lessons are deeply ingrained.
Still, it isn’t
all bad news. I have made progress on some of them. I slowly started
using the first person in academic papers around the middle of my
undergraduate career. My father taught me that rule, so it’s
potentially even more foundational than the rest. However, I had a
progressive teacher for English 3090, Academic Writing, who thought
the idea of pretending that there wasn’t an actual person writing a
paper and that it was somehow “objective” and free of bias was
patently absurd, and he pointed out that many of the authors of the
essays we read for the class didn’t hesitate to use the first
person. There was some trepidation, but most of the class came
around.
Oddly enough, I
actually wish I had been taught more grammar rules. I avoided using
semicolons and colons frequently simply because I had no clue how to
use them. There are many grammatical terms for which I couldn’t
possible suggest meanings. Despite the fact that most grammar rules
turn out to be wrong, especially at the secondary education level,
I’d rather have a list of “wacky” rules to use as a foundation
for learning the correct ones. I tend to remember lessons better when
they’re taught to correct an errant notion (usually because anger
over being lied to and wrong is involved, but still). At least I
would have a lexicon to work with rather than luck and instinct
resulting in mostly correct writing as it did with my comma
placement. It’s one of the reasons I enjoy working in the Writing
Center because I’m forced to research terms to use to explain why
sentences look “wonky.”
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