'shirley, I' do Not, understand Thee"!
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What kind of whacky
grammar rules was I taught? Well, the grammar rules that I learned were not so
whacky as they were confusing and degrading. I learned grammar through the “Shirley
Method.” I do not know how many people have heard of this method before, but it
was torture. I did not understand a word of it and I do not think that it
helped very much in teaching me how to write effectively.
For instance, I never learned
the correct place to put a comma. I just thought that it came after a natural
breath in a sentence. I know that the “Shirley Method” teaches comma rules, but
I just never learned them because no one ever taught me. When I went to middle
school, I transferred schools so that I was in a different town that used a different
curriculum. Every student there had been learning the stupid “Shirley Method”
ever since they were three years old (that may be a slight exaggeration, but it
felt this way to me), so by the time I started going to school there, no one
ever explained the rules to me. They just started chanting off “Subject, verb,
direct object, indirect object, complete thought. Is this a sentence? Yes. Rule
Four. Blah, blah, blah….” I had no idea what in the world they were talking
about. Sure, I knew what a subject was. Yes, I have had some practice with
verbs. Hey, I even know what adverbs, adjectives, and prepositions are, but I
did not understand the chanting business.
They also labeled everything.
Possessive Pronoun Adjective was labeled “PPA.” Say what? I did not understand
and no one explained it to me. I had to guess on everything. When one does not
understand the material and is guessing from what they think they understand,
all kinds of crazy grammar rules come to surface. When do you use an
exclamation point? You use it whenever you want to strongly express something. That
meant that I used exclamation points profusely. In reality, exclamation points
should almost never be used in academic writing and sparingly in creative
writing. Let’s be honest, most things in a paper are not truly worthy of the
explicit signature of an exclamation point. What about writing an organized
paper? It must be a five paragraph essay, of course. Wrong answer. Your thesis
must list your three points exactly. Wrong answer. Your thesis must be one
sentence and must be the last sentence of your introduction. Wrong again. None
of these things are true. Sometimes they work, but they all recall a set in
stone way of writing an essay. The truth is that an essay calls for a paper
that can have as many paragraphs and points as one needs to as long as the
theme of the paper is thoroughly explained. Theses should be at the beginning
somewhere and should be fairly short, but there is no rule that says it must be
in a specific place on the paper and contain one’s points exactly word for
word. As long as a thesis statement tells the reader what one’s paper is about,
that is enough.
Whacky and confusing grammar
rules were an extensive part of my training. Perhaps it was a good thing that I
did not know the “Shirley Method” as well as everyone else. This lack of
knowledge may have helped me in the long run so that I am now more flexible and
loose in writing my essays. All I know is that sometimes what is taught in
schools is not always what is correct. Sometimes it is just whacky.
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